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Spider's a little bitch

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Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and frightened Miss Muffet away
good for the bitch
she thought me a snitch
so I went on with my day
she fell in a well
and down to hell
and the devil took her away
and just this one time
in this simple little rhyme
I will not be a snitch
for the sake of that bitch

With sincere love ~ Spider






what where to happen if Little Miss Muffet was told by the spider ?
how did the spider feel when she fled from it ?
what happened after ??

well lets find out in my attempt to stretch the familliar nursery rhyme wile attempting to stay in the original rhyme style

some may find this rhyme a little offensive maybe so read at your own risk !!!

Original rhyme by (c) (Original artist unkown) Meh
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